Which led heraldic artist Alexander Liptak to create and post this amusing rendition of the arms of the College, done with inspiration from the computer game Angry Birds:
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Time you learned how things work, son...by 3-pieces-of-advice
1) Your girlfriend is in Rome having an affair with an Italian man. Young college girls go to Italy to have fun with the Italian men. Didn't anyone ever tell you that? Rent Y Tu Mama Tambien.
2) If you don't learn great financial habits now, you'll never learn them. Arguments over money is the #1 grounds for divorce among young couples. Learn to budget and spend and save within your means and you'll have a much better future.
3) Don't surprise her in Rome. You'll spend all that money only to catch her in the arms of an Italian man. Wait till she comes back. If you can't wait, you don't have any patience, and your divorce will cost that much more.
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